Marketplace Enthusiast Prints

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Wall Street Couch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Larry's Literary Market

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'