Moonlight Shopper Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

Burning the midnight oil.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Moon Romance

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

Ladies Lingerie.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'So, where's the mall?'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

At the monster supermarket.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."