Moonlight Shopper Pillows

E-Baying @ The Moon

Burning the midnight oil.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Moon Romance

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Ladies Lingerie.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

At the monster supermarket.

"What a guy!"

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!