Moonlight Lover Gifts

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Romantic Moon

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Must be American.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Hello job security."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."