Moonlight Romantic Gifts

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Moon Romance

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

Artist and night

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

Cow throttles over the moon.

"Who are you?"

Spring, when a young snake's fancy turns to pheromones on the air.

As Alfred, Lord Tennyson once said, "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." As Alfred E. Neuman once said, "What, me worry?"

"What a guy!"

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"You were careless to send us your personals ad instead of your resume, but I'll let it go since I also enjoy moonlit walks and cuddling."

"Don't you have a roof?"

'I'm looking for a single, white bi-sexual, who's into art, long walks in the moonlight and flyfishing.'

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'

Daylight saving ends

On Strike/Car Wash $5.00 - "Heck, we're out here anyway."