Moonlight Gifts

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Burning the midnight oil.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Moon Romance

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Ebaying at the moon.

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

Artist and night

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

"What a guy!"

My therapist thinks howling is just your way of avoiding real conversation.

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."

'I'm looking for a single, white bi-sexual, who's into art, long walks in the moonlight and flyfishing.'

I told you to get a moonroof, but nooo

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

Daylight saving ends

On Strike/Car Wash $5.00 - "Heck, we're out here anyway."