Moonlight Aficionado Gifts

Daylight saving ends

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

A full moon

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Moon Romance

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

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