Moonlight Crooner Gifts

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"I hate open-mike night."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Romantic Moon

Serenade for you...

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Music from the moon.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Moon Romance

Sunday Monday

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

The Moonlight Sonata

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"I don't know this one."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

Supermoon

Wolves in moonlight: 'I'll bet our howling is irritating the hell outta Bigfoot!'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."