Moonlight Crooner T-Shirts

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"I hate open-mike night."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Serenade for you...

Romantic Moon

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Music from the moon.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Moon Romance

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Sunday Monday

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"I don't know this one."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"

The Moonlight Sonata

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Wolves in moonlight: 'I'll bet our howling is irritating the hell outta Bigfoot!'

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

Supermoon

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."