Morning Romantic Gifts

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"I gotta be me!"

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Mr. Right!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"