Merry Romantic Gifts

"I thought you only came once a year."

Carbon Dating.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Shuck me.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'You're always living in the past.'

Summer wants.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Oh, the amenity!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Cupid