Merry-go-round Lover Gifts

Carousel Ponies.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I even love the way you snore!'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Velocirappers

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

"Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"Call me!"

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

Santa and Eyechart.

Merry and Bright!

'Will you marry us?'

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

A Redneck Christmas

"I'm not saying you're making it up but I think I'd remember if I'd stepped on your face."

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

"I thought you only came once a year."

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'