Merry Romantic Prints

"I thought you only came once a year."

Carbon Dating.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Shuck me.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'You're always living in the past.'

Summer wants.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Oh, the amenity!'

"We'll always hate Paris."