Mystic Shopper Gifts

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Unusual Offers

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.