Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.
Modernist Shopper Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of contemporary elegance and shopping savvy? Our modernist shopper collection features items that combine minimalist design with a creative twist. Perfect for those who appreciate artful simplicity in their shopping routine or decorating their space with stylish flair, these products are designed to appeal to the modern aesthetic while adding a dash of wit and personality.
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A women in a shoeshop.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"I shop, therefore I am."
Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags
"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."
'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till
A young couple selects items from a shop.
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."
"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"
Hips may appear larger than they actually are.
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.
Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!
'Do you have this in a smaller size?'
"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."
Old fashioned Christmas shopping
Self-Checkout.
'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'
'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'
Irregulars
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."
"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"
'In the war against full price, we are winning...'
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'
Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'
Modernist Shopper Gifts Collection
Modernist Shopper Mugs
Explore our collection of modernist shopper mugs—stylish, minimalist designs that brighten every morning with artistic elegance.
Modernist Shopper Pillows
Find pillows that combine modern design with comfort—an elegant addition for any trendy space.
Modernist Shopper Prints
Browse our prints to elevate their decor with bold, modernist artwork—perfect for the creative, style-conscious shopper.
Modernist Shopper T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that embody modern artistry—sleek, creative, perfect for the shopper with a flair for contemporary style.