Comedic Shopper Gifts

'Could you please shut off your engine?'

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

"It was a impulse buy"

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

Surf Casting

Jungle Stores.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Private View.

White Sale

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Hi, yourself.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Man catching shark with his foot

Supermarket trolley repairs

Donald Trump Christmas card

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

"That's it?"

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.