Comedic Outfit Lover Gifts

'I think we need to review the finer points of effective camouflage!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Man in Crab Outfit

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

'I'm afraid, Giovanni, you have the wrong idea about comic opera.'

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

'No, I do not like your new outfit!'

"Electric shorts."

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'

"Happy anniversary Jenkins! Here you are, your own key to the men's room in 24 carat gold!"

"Quiet please. No loud ties permitted."

'Could you please shut off your engine?'

"What ever happened with that guy who was suing you?"

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'