Comedic Clothing Critic Gifts

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

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"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."