Comedic Fashion Commentator Gifts

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Unsuitable clothing.

Where Pleather Comes From

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

Fisherman Funneral

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"