Comedic Fashion Commentator Prints

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Dandy

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Unsuitable clothing.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Fisherman Funneral

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."