Comedic Commentator Prints

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Hey Ed! I found out why my prescription costs so much.'

Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products

'Now I want a good clean fight!'

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Father Christmas is cross with Vladimir Putin

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Sharks surround the White House

"Since you called one driver a 'blind son of a bitch' and another an 'incompetent half-wit' I'm going to assume you've taken a few introductory driving lessons from your dad?"

"Of course it's a bad report. I have your genes to contend with!"

Cellphone drivers...

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

Spectator distracted by a tennis players knickers.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

'Listen up, folks! The President is feeling a lot of pain today, so please put a little extra into your groveling!'

"Connect the dots"

Fisherman Funneral

Government a la Carte

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble