Comedic Fashionista Prints

"What ever happened with that guy who was suing you?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Windy day

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Beauty Shop

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

Horse costume.

"What the difference between these two old men?"

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

Horn Hair

Couple in Green

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Pandemic Fashion

End of Mask Use

Taste in High Life.