Comedic Shopper Mugs

'Could you please shut off your engine?'

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

"It was a impulse buy"

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

Surf Casting

Jungle Stores.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Private View.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

White Sale

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Hi, yourself.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

Supermarket trolley repairs

"That's it?"

Man catching shark with his foot

Donald Trump Christmas card

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.