Canine Internet Surfers Gifts

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

Evolution.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Computer Head

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

His Master's Data.

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

'Click 'Like' even if you don't, but are afraid your friends will get mad if you don't.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Something to do with algorithms."

Rodin, the surfer.