Doggy Internet Explorers Gifts

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Distracted dog walker.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Hungry labradors online.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

Dog Selfie

Wait, I went on this tree yesterday. He's obsessed with his new IPeed app. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-11).

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Remote control bone.

"The Real Dot Com."

Beware of Blog

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

Buster's Blog.

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"