Doggy Internet Explorers Prints

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Hungry labradors online.

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

Dog Selfie

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Remote control bone.

"The Real Dot Com."

Beware of Blog

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Buster's Blog.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'