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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Silver Surfer.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

allovertheplace.com

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"You've got web feet"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Computer Head

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Watchdog

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

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