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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Silver Surfer.

allovertheplace.com

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

You looked different during our video chat.

The Wiki Man.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"You've got web feet"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Computer Head

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."