Dog Tech Explorers Gifts

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Giraffe Selfie

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Headphone swing

"Something to do with algorithms."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

I can be upgraded, can you?

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Hungry labradors online.

Family separated by the Internet

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

'I don't fully trust my instinct, so I've entered the coordinates of the spawning ground into my GPS system,,,'

Dog licking laptop.

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.