Pet Store Browser Gifts

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

The practical psychopath

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Myths and legends...

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A dog at the bakery.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'll take this one."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'