Pet Store Browser Pillows

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The practical psychopath

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Myths and legends...

Fluffy explains her string theory.

A dog at the bakery.

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'll take this one."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"