New Pet Owner Prints

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Robot walking pet robot

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

I was told she was a barn cat, but I didn't know that meant Pottery Barn. Cat. Meow Rub Purr. Nip.

"I shouldn't have taken fertility drugs."

Beware of really bored dog.

'It shrunk!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Your wife's still got the guard-dog, then?'

Man sending dog to fetch items...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Shampoo for Normal Fur, For Dry Fur, and for Fur Beyond Description.

No littering...

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."

'After she serves us that gourmet dogfood she thinks looks so tasty, we can go out and roll in something really stinky.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'She can't be pregnant! I'm not married!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Puppies

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'No wet paws in Kitchen'

Songbirds on sale.