New Dog Ownership Gifts

"Maybe we can arrange a little 'doggie play-date'."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

'Super Dog'

'Works every time.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Dogs

No littering...

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'They're dog roses!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'