New Puppy Owners Gifts

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Cling-On Dog

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Robot walking pet robot

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You took too long!"

'Now cut that out!'

Puppies

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'