New Puppy Owners Gifts

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Cling-On Dog

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Robot walking pet robot

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You took too long!"

'Now cut that out!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Puppies