Humorous Hound Appreciator T-Shirts

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

No Soliciting

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I could do that."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'Are we ready to order?'

"Take no notice of what people say - Your bark is NOT worse than your bite."