Horse Trainer Admirer Prints

"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

My horse for a kingdom.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'