Headless Horseman Admirer Gifts

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

"Could you keep still?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Giraffe Portrait

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A gymnast holding a balloon

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Where Zebra's Come From.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Aged Centaur.

Nag, Nag, Nag.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Spiritualist Society Parking

A horse painting a self-portrait.

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse