Winged Horse Admirer Gifts

Pegasus Races

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

Pony Rides

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.