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"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

The Mythical Unicorn.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A gymnast holding a balloon

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

Nag, Nag, Nag.

Aged Centaur.

A horse painting a self-portrait.

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."