Headless Horseman Fan T-Shirts

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Pumpkin Shortage

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The Da Vinci Cod

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Altar Ego

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight Supplies

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath

"You remember Champ. . ."

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."