Horned Creature Fan T-Shirts

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Warrior Woman

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Scientist seen on loch.

Sea Monster

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

The Golf Gremlin.

The next damn Batman.

Born of the Dead

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.