Horned Creature Fan Pillows

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

The next damn Batman.

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

The Golf Gremlin.