"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."
Cosmetic Cow T-Shirts
Express your creative side and farmyard love with our cosmetic cow T-shirts. Perfect for casual outings or making a playful statement, these tees combine humor, comfort, and personality.
Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!
Bubble Gum Farms.
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Why Cows Leave Home
Moo Out Loud
COWS: Cow Pong
"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
Snowman carrot substitute.
Yoghurt man
Grassy breath?
Triple Sock Cow
Musical Cows
Anyone seen my curling tongs?
'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'
"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."
Something happened to the cows...
Schrodinger's Cow
Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.
'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'
Why doesn't anything I do catch on?
Oh, it looked much worse when I had the one big udder!
Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!
Christmas Cows
Horn Hair
Dairy Farmer Cow Spt
Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.
"Stop WAFTING!"
"Oh, the irony! I've become lactose intolerant."
Happy Independence Day!
Bloomin' windchimes!
Angelic cow.
Cosmetic Cow T-Shirts Collection
Cosmetic Cow Mugs
Explore our full collection of cosmetic cow gifts on mugs, and find the perfect humorous or artistic piece to brighten your mornings or gift to a fellow enthusiast.
Cosmetic Cow Pillows
Add personality to your home with our quirky cosmetic cow pillows. Browse the collection to find charming accessories that make your space uniquely yours.
Cosmetic Cow Prints
Bring art into your home with our cosmetic cow prints. Discover creative and humorous designs that add character and charm to any room.