Dog Dress-up Artist Gifts

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"The club scene is really changing."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Artists Cats

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Strange Easter bunny

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'It's another obscene call!'

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

Vegetarian hotdog

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

Postman is wearing a dog mask.

“I was not consulted.”