Doggie Dress-up Devotee Gifts

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bond James, Bond."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Silly wig.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Humans are strange."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'