Doggie Dress-up Devotee Pillows

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bond James, Bond."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Silly wig.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'