Canine Coiffure Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The groomer used too much product."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet