High-fashion Hounds Pillows

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I like to wear women's collars.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Tartan Coats

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Does this collar make me look fat?"