Fashionable Dog Owner Pillows

Crufts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Pampered?"

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

I'd rather be cold.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."