Hair Styling Joker Gifts

'Thanks. I styled it with a pillow.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Jim's Smart Kettle

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Open up the Shops!

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Centurion in a Shower

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face