Hair Styling Joker Gifts

'Thanks. I styled it with a pillow.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Open up the Shops!

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

'Psych!'