Hairstyle Joker Gifts

"Post traumatic stress disorder."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

A clown & his clone.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Restroom Practical Joke.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Cloning Around

'Psych!'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

Reboot Me.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"